Dr Karen McComb has discovered that cats use special "soliciting purrs" to manipulate their owners. Quite how this improves humanity's - or even felinity's - lot is unclear, although McComb is gracious enough to thank "Archie, Clyde, Fuzzy, Hippolythe, Marbles, Max, Mojo, Morgan, McKee, Pepo [and] Socks" for services rendered. Who is using whom?
Humanity being used by cats? I dunno, first it was the dolphins, then the mice, what's next?
ReplyDeleteI want to know where I can apply for a fat research grant to monitor the effects of sunlight, swimming pools and red wine on my personal feeling of well-being. And then there's banana daiquiris, gins and tonic...